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沙子
一粒沙子是多么的微小, 它怎能比得上大海呢?
有一粒沙子就是因为害怕大海洋的威力, 而请求一只牡蛎的帮助
我们这立胆小的沙子对牡蛎说明自己一定会报搭它的
牡蛎把沙子含在嘴巴里, 虽然这样很不舒服, 但牡蛎明白答应过别人的事不能反悔
因此它然是坚持到低, 不放弃
大海洋很危险, 牡蛎经过多次的困难和危机, 但它没有因此而放弃
它然是坚持到低
牡蛎却活得比其他牡蛎更愉快, 更久
过了很久很久, 牡蛎知道自己的生命快要结束了, 沙子不能再含在自己的嘴巴里
牡蛎依依不舍地把嘴张开, 想要把沙子吐出来
没想到吐出来的竟不是沙子, 而是一立闪闪发亮的珍珠
牡蛎就快乐……
完
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. Chicken Little wrote. `@ 9:57 PM
Saturday, May 13, 2006
From: Timothy Lee
To: All of You!
Sit back & relax 4 a while!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.Teacher: Why?Student: There is no future in it
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Ted: $10.Teacher: You don't know maths.Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: but I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father : So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash ofbreaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.Daughter: It's mummy!Father: How do you know?Daughter: She didn't say anything
Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes DearGirl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as meMan: How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: "Where were u born?"Student: "Singapore, Sir."! Teacher: "Which part?"Student: "All of me, Sir."
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.unlawful is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."Teacher: "Use your dad's then."Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did u get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do u mean 'under water'?""They are all below 'C' level"
. Chicken Little wrote. `@ 7:26 PM
Monday, May 08, 2006
Death is Life
Good use thy time
When thou art alive
The phrase stated above is made by Timothy Lee D S, which is myself!
The Resurrection Body
35But someone may ask, "How are the dead raised? With what kind of body will they come?" 36How foolish! What you sow does not come to life unless it dies. 37When you sow, you do not plant the body that will be, but just a seed, perhaps of wheat or of something else. 38But God gives it a body as he has determined, and to each kind of seed he gives its own body.
This is from the NIV version of the Holy Bible
. Chicken Little wrote. `@ 7:45 PM
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